A sign of the times. And it goes a little something like this.

"Thank you for calling the offices of H&R BLOCKHEAD. Please take a moment to complete the following survey. This year, will you be receiving a rapid refund, a rabbid refund, or due to taxes owed, will you be waiting on May's stimulus check to pay off a payday loan?

To continue with this survey, you must now log onto www.subtractlinetwofromlineoneandifmorethanline29onform1040enterzero.com. Please note, the IRS now accepts Visa, Mastercard and your soul, providing it is clear of any and all liens. Thank you for your time, which will no doubt be wasted further as you attempt to get any pertinent information for tax year 2007. Please call back during normal business hours... goodbye!"

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